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Quotes about Programmers (Site) - Quotations about programmers, software and programming languages.
Life of Programmer (Site) - Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.
The Commentator (Site) - A program for generating comments automatically, customizable by FUD factor, profanity, self-importance, verbosity, humor level, and bitterness.
Computer Stupidities (Site) - Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.
The Retrocomputing Museum (Site) - Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.
Hello, World Page (Site) - Collecting examples of "Hello World" programs for as many languages and related programming environments (shells) as possible.
How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot (Site) - Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages.
Holger's Humor Page (Site) - Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.
Softwarequotes.com (Site) - Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by person quoted.
Reflections on Trusting Trust (Site) - An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.
Hacker's Wisdom (Site) - Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.
Programming Languages are Like Women (Site) - Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.
Computer Programming Humor (Site) - Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.
Softpanorama Humor Archive (Site) - Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.
The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life (Site) - A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and processes during lifetime.
The Evolution of a Programmer (Site) - Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.
ComedyCode (Site) - Funny programming code. Programmers can submit their own code and rate the work of others.
Epigrams in Programming (Site) - List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.
Jargon File (Site) - Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.
Programming is a Weird and Wacky World (Site) - Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.
Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (Site) - Classic Datamation article by Ed Post.
Laugh Along with GNU (Site) - Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.
The Tao Of Programming (Site) - Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.
Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code (Site) - A song kind of by Paul Simon.
The Daily WTF (Site) - Offers daily posts of user-submitted examples of bad code and software design.

Quotes about Programmers (Site) - Quotations about programmers, software and programming languages.
Life of Programmer (Site) - Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.
The Commentator (Site) - A program for generating comments automatically, customizable by FUD factor, profanity, self-importance, verbosity, humor level, and bitterness.
Computer Stupidities (Site) - Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.
The Retrocomputing Museum (Site) - Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.
Hello, World Page (Site) - Collecting examples of "Hello World" programs for as many languages and related programming environments (shells) as possible.
How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot (Site) - Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages.
Holger's Humor Page (Site) - Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.
Softwarequotes.com (Site) - Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by person quoted.
Reflections on Trusting Trust (Site) - An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.
Hacker's Wisdom (Site) - Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.
Programming Languages are Like Women (Site) - Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.
Computer Programming Humor (Site) - Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.
Softpanorama Humor Archive (Site) - Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.
The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life (Site) - A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and processes during lifetime.
The Evolution of a Programmer (Site) - Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.
ComedyCode (Site) - Funny programming code. Programmers can submit their own code and rate the work of others.
Epigrams in Programming (Site) - List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.
Jargon File (Site) - Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.
Programming is a Weird and Wacky World (Site) - Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.
Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (Site) - Classic Datamation article by Ed Post.
Laugh Along with GNU (Site) - Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.
The Tao Of Programming (Site) - Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.
Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code (Site) - A song kind of by Paul Simon.
The Daily WTF (Site) - Offers daily posts of user-submitted examples of bad code and software design.
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MOL (Post) - MOL stands for “Magic Online” and it isn’t doing too well. Version 3 is fresh out of the gates but is lagging way behind. Version 2.5 looked fine to me but I guess it had server issues and maybe couldn’t handle the newer card mechanics. ...
Howto configure WeP 800 DX in Linux via VMWare 10 Sat Howto b...b (Post) - This isn’t exactly the straight forward method but then there isn’t one either. I believe you are fortunate enough to have a dot matrix but unfortunate enough to own a Wep 800 DX (80 Column) dot matrix printer. Let me tell you, ...
A Career In bComputerb Games Industry (Post) - Some knowledge of computer programming as well as experience in the gaming industry besides associate’s degree vs. bachelors is the educational requirements. Average pay ranges from 42000 to $66000 per year which may vary from place to ...
bComputer Programmingb Art, Science, or Both (Post) - If the question is "Is programming an art or science?", then the follow up question is "Are programmers artists or scientists?" Off the top of my head, I can think of lots of people who fit both bills--musicians like Al Stevens, ...
National Instruments Takes the Next Step in Capturing Hearts and b...b (Post) - These kids will be programming computer chips in much the same way that professional designers working for the world’s most advanced technology companies do their jobs. Students can program their robots based on CompactRIO in either NI ...
A brief look at Dictionary Apps for Linux (Post) - In comparison to JaLingo, jDictionary allows one to download dictionaries (a limited set available though) within the program, which is very convenient. But Jalingo has a nicer interface and provides for a “drop zone” that you just drag ...
Hacker (Post) - A hacker is a person who creates and modifies computer software and computer hardware, including computer programming, administration, and security-related items. The term usually bears strong connotations, but may be either favorable ...
Why Summer bComputerb Camps are Favorite among Kids and Teens (Post) - Children will be delighted to create animated images with the help of animation programs and provide interactivity by making use of computer programming. It can be an edutainment experience for them!
Public Safety Dispatch Systems Administrator (Post) - Knowledge of principles and methods of mainframe computer programming and system analysis; network operating systems; and network file management. Knowledge of geographic information systems; database management; backup and recovery ...
NeuroLinguistic bProgrammingb For Beginners (Post) - Neuro-linguistic programming or NLP is being looked upon as an advance in psychotherapy and counseling research and clinical psychology. The applications imply a basis in neurology, computer science and linguistics. ...
What do they really do in bcomputerb science (Post) - It teaches the rudiments of programming (computer science) in English - no computer language needed. (Someone once told me that programming is explaining the task in steps simple enough that a moron could carry it out - because ...
bComputer Programmingb Art, Science, or Both (Post) - If the question is Is programming an art or science? , then the follow up question is Are programmers artists or scientists?
Designing a UserRegistration Script in PHP (Post) - Having enough knowledge of Storing and Retrieving Data from MySQL Database we now can easily create a User Registration System to register new users for sites requiring user authorization. We’ve previously created many scripts and ...
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Concurrent bprogrammingb without locks from ACM Transactions on b...b (Post) - Transactional memory technology reduces the granularity of synchronization from the relatively coarse level of mutual exclusion locks to the finer level of memory access. This comprehensive.
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Howto set up MailTrends (Post) - Mail Trends is a software written in python that analyses your IMAP inbox to produce a variety of graphical results. Background rant: I first came across this when I was on windows and since there was a windows binary, I gave it a try. ...
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C bProgrammingb. please help (Post) - Write a program that’ll accept as input a one-character designator (C, T or S). Followed by two military numbers in range of 0600-2200 (6:00 AM to 10:00 PM). The program should. Then calculate the appropriate charge and the round up ...
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Creating a Simple Phone Book in PHP (Post) - //Copyright 2008 http://learning-computer-programming.blogspot.com/ //This code is free to use and republish but credit //and copyright information must remain intact. //------------------------------- //connect to MySQL ...
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MySQL Data Types and Properties (Post) - Have a look at the following line of code from the post Storing and Retrieving Data from MySQL Database. CREATE TABLE phno( name varchar( 50 ) , phnum varchar( 20 ) ). As I told you we have to declare the column data types while ...
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HBO bprogrammingb now available on iTunes (Post) - HBO and Apple today announced that customers can now purchase and download critically acclaimed HBO shows — including such Emmy Award-winning programs as The Sopranos, Sex and the City, Deadwood, and Rome — from iTunes. ...
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RADIGA SOFTWARE The Fastest, Cheapest adn Professional bComputerb b...b (Post) - Programming a computer application may be the hardest part for you. Sometimes you need an application for simplify your job, but where do you go for it? There is a lot of programming service in the net but who is the best? ...
Code For Decoding Codes A bProgrammingb Project Discussion (Post) - I like short, easy to understand projects that get students to use a number of things (language constructs, programming concepts) in interesting ways that take advantage of what computers do best – simple but tedious tasks. ...
MATLAB bProgrammingb for Engineers (Post) - The first edition has been highly successful in engineering schools where introductory programming is taught using MATLAB rather than a traditional programming language. Although C, C++, and Java suit the needs of computer science ...
Great Technical Writing The Twoedged Sword Of Reader Experience (Post) - In order to do the exercises in a computer programming course, students had to be able to use an editor (a simple word processor) to program the system. The only editor available on the course machines was a UNIX editor known as vi. ...
IBM moves Cell processor to 65nm (News) - IBM has announced PowerXCell, the next-generation version of its Cell processor that uses 65nm process technology and specifically geared for computer servers.
Pos bProgrammingb (Post) - Hello, I need someone to create a program for POS terminal (used in shops). What I need is: a computer based software, that makes the POS save the card information and pin on computer (as crypted file or someting like that). ...
Java Concepts for AP Computer Science Provides Thorough Grounding in Programming Concepts and ProblemSolving (News) - Research and Markets (http://www.researchandmarkets.com/reports/c91493) has announced the addition of "Java Concepts for AP Computer Science, 5th Edition" to their offering.
bProgramming Computerb Algorithm (Post) - An algorithm is the step-by-step instruction for constructing a program or application in computer science. There has been considerable research in that field of computer science alone. As a programmer developing an optimal algorithm, ...
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MidLevel .NET Developer ESS Environmental Support Solutions b...b (Post) - Familiarity with object-oriented principles and methodologies alongside programming standards and Best Practices. Superior communication, organizational and teamwork skills. Implied with this skill set are strong written and verbal ...
Sharif University gains 13th place in Students International Programming Competition (News) - Information Technology, Mechanic and Optic University of St. Petersburg gained the first place by solving eight problems and Massachusetts Institute for Technology (MIT), Izhevsk State University of Russia, National University of Lviv and State University of Moscow, by solving seven problems, stood in second to fifth places.
Opportunities for bComputerb Scientists in Disease Genetics (Post) - Strong Perl programming skills and experience of RDBMS are essential; C programming would be an advantage. A background in statistical genetics and experience of managing large biological data sets is a plus. Senior Computer Programmer ...
Computer Programmers (Site) - ... degree and experience with a variety of programming languages and tools. ... but computer programmers are individuals whose main job function is programming. ...
Perhaps an Answer as to why no Local on the 8s (Post) - They just have to get IntelliStar computer units. AT&T U-verse has never signed an I-Star agreement with The Weather Channel; therefore their subscribers will not receive a local forecast experience on the eights of the ...
bComputerb Maintenance Technology (Post) - Texas State Technical College offers the Computer Maintenance Technology (CMT) program, in which you can get an in-depth education in all aspects of computer systems integration. The program focuses on computer hardware components, ...
Term Paper on bProgrammingb Languages (Post) - Term Paper on Programming LanguagesProgramming may be defined as “The process of creating steps for a computer to perform a desired task.” Thus programming is a means of controlling a computer’s Central Processing Unit and its ...
Warren Township High School notes (News) - Vladimir Jourviev, a junior at Warren Township High School is taking his skill in computer programming to the National Leadership Skills Conference in June.
Information Technology Dissertation Topics (Post) - It can be the history of computing, computer programming, computer languages, and software engineering. An interesting topic for the information technology dissertations can be about information security. Nowadays, information plays a ...
Linuxfriendly SBC hosts dual quadcore Xeons (News) - — May 07, 2008 — Win Enterprises is shipping a single-board computer (SBC) that supports two 45nm Quad-Core Intel Xeon processors with extended lifecycle support.
bProgrammingb, bComputerb Science, and the Myth of the True Programmer (Post) - Computer Science is the art of solving problems by creating algorithms that could be run on a hypothetical computer; Programming is the art of solving problems by creating algorithms and programs to be run on a real computer ...
Computer program Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Site) - ... requires programs to function, and a computer program does nothing unless its ... Computer programming is the iterative process of writing or editing source code. ...
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programming Definition and Much More from Answers.com (Site) - programming or programing n. The designing, scheduling, or planning of a program, ... A computer program is a detailed, step-by-step set of instructions that is ...
Prof. P Jayaram (Post) - For most of us (not including me as I had done computer science in my 12th) programming was still unknown except for some C course in 2nd sem. And this guy comes in and says directly to programme using templates and use linux (or build ...
Your private browsing history sold to adproviders (Post) - Simply put, three of the UK’s largest ISPs (Virgin Media, BT and TalkTalk) have decided to sell your private browsing history to an advertising broker. read more | digg story.
IETester IE6 on Vista (Post) - Using IETester, it is possible to test web sites under IE6 without the need of a second computer or a virtual machine with an old XP/IE6 installed. Different IE versions can be opened on different tabs in the same window, im ...
bProgrammingb Language Pragmatics (Post) - Clearly organized and filled with a wide-ranging perspective on over 40 different languages, this book will be appreciated for its depth and breadth of coverage on an essential topic in computer science. ...
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Cleaning Out Your Data in XP (Post) - In my last article I went over how to clean out your old programs in XP which is a very crucial step toward maximizing your computer s performance. This article will follow up with another important step in XP maintenance namely ...
Shock resistant automation computer runs Linux (News) - — May 06, 2008 — Axiomtek has announced a fanless embedded computer based on one of its existing SBCs (single board computers). Targeting applications such as digital signage or industrial control, the shock-resistant eBox647-FL boots Linux from CompactFlash, according to the company. ...
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8 Things I Wish I Knew When I Graduated from bComputerb Science (Post) - I was a pretty good computer science student. My grades were always good. I marked programming assignments for a while. I even won some programming competitions (yeah, major geek alert… I know). A few things I don’t remember learning in ...